The Onion
The Onion.com makes me belly laugh every time I visit. Here are some favorite headlines gleaned from a recent stumble thru the site, to encourage you to visit, and laugh:
Bush Vows To Remove Toxic Petroleum From National Parks
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire Department
Astronauts Suffer Agonizing, High-Pitched Death After Helium Leak
‘Warcraft’ Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing ‘Warcraft’Obama, Clinton, McCain Join Forces To Form Nightmare Ticket
Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
Poverty-Stricken Africans Receive Desperately Needed Bibles
Study: Most Children Strongly Opposed To Children’s Healthcare
New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less
Alzheimer’s Sufferers Demand Cure For Pancakes
Even CEO Can’t Figure Out How RadioShack Still In Business
The Iranian President Speaks: “I Just Learned What the Holocaust Was, And Boy Do I Feel Silly!”
Raped Environment Led Polluters On, Defense Attorneys Argue
Letter D Pulls Sponsorship From Sesame Street
Area Man Needs Two More Trips To Best Buy To Beat Xbox 360 Game
Study: Alligators Dangerous No Matter How Drunk You Are
Genetic Scientists Develop Sheep With Brain Of A Goat